Wednesday, July 9, 2008

Looney Toon Watch: Laurie Coleman

This one is priceless, folks. Truly.

Laurie Coleman, former runway model and wife of Senator Norm Coleman (R-MN), has invented a truly remarkable product: The Blo & Go hands-free blowdryer holster.

You must read the Washington Post article on this. It touches on the somewhat suspect connotations that this product's name generates:

Coleman's voice registers shock -- and dismay-- that anyone would make such a connection. "I didn't think of that," she says. And then she goes further to point out that the name wasn't even her idea. It came out of a committee. It was all in the brainstorming, during which "Freedom Styler" was rejected. And so it went: You get your hair blown out. You need a blowout. You get blown . . . out. And then you go. Bingo: "Blo & Go!"

Coleman's portable little device doesn't grip the nozzle of the blow-dryer; instead, it cradles the handle. It holds by suction to any flat surface such as a mirror. "I needed something of great quality that was really going to stay up," she says. "The whole key to this is the suction."

They tried to get a quote from Norm, but he at least had the smarts to realize the political sensitivity of this. Too bad they didn't ask his election opponent, Al Franken, to weigh in. I'm sure he wouldn't mind going on the record on this one.

Laurie Coleman, you're not only one heckuva looney toon, you're the looniest toon I've featured so far.

Tuesday, July 8, 2008

Best Damn Dozen Songs You've Never Heard

  1. Counting Crows - Holiday in Spain
  2. Ryan Adams - Harder Now That It's Over
  3. Dixie Chicks - The Long Way Around
  4. Dan Wilson - Free Life
  5. Jackson Browne - The Load Out (Stay)
  6. Damien Rice - Elephant
  7. Jeff Buckley - Everybody Here Wants You
  8. Joan Osborne - Crazy Baby
  9. Train - Hopeless
  10. Eagles - The Last Resort
  11. Josh Ritter - Girl in the War
  12. Bruce Springsteen - Jungleland

Wednesday, July 2, 2008

Independence Day Quotation

Russ Feingold, responding to the Congressional battle over the FISA bill:
I tease some of my colleagues - I say, we can celebrate the Constitution on July 4th and maybe when we come back you'll decide not to tear it up.