8 Reasons Facebook Frightens Me

1. Most of it doesn't make sense to me, which says more about me than it does the site.
2. People are willing to pay a buck to send a Facebook friend a virtual gift that is completely devoid of any value or meaning.
   
3. Since joining the site, my sense of self-worth has become solely dependent on how many Facebook friends I have.
4. Total strangers can poke you.
5. Totally hot strangers never poke me.
   
6. People I don't even like in the real world want to be my friends. And yet, they may help out with #3, so...
   
7. I have updated my Facebook status at least 5 times in the past 8 hours. And each time I rapidly clapped my hands like an evil nerd who just figured out how to make the Windows logo drip with the virtual blood of Bill Gates.
   
8. I have been attacked by virtual zombies.