Bye Bye Rudy

Rudy's a goner. I'm sure that all 3 people who actually felt he'd be a good president are in mourning. I'm not one of them, but I do mourn his departure just because it moves the Republicans a step closer to finding a candidate, and I've really been enjoying this cluster fuck of a Republican primary.

So I guess its down to McCain and Romney. The Fear-mongerer vs The Slimeball. I hope it gets nasty! Maybe Mitt could swiftboat McCain by suggesting that he severed the head of his pet snake and shared its blood with an illegal immigrant, and then McCain could fire back by suggesting that Romney is secretly sleeping between Bill and Hillary each night in an effort to get a taste of their political genius. Hm, I wonder which is more offensive to Republican blowhards: sex with Bill or sex with Hillary?

And is Ron Paul still running? Or, in his quest to dismantle the entire government, has he accidentally dismantled his campaign, too? (Sorry, that was a cheap shot. Its just that the more I read about his domestic policy ideas, the less I think of him. But he still gets it on foreign policy, so I guess I should be nice.)

Okay, I'm done making fun of the Republicans. For now. Back to the Britney Spears story...